10 rules to follow in our relationship

1.Don't let her drink.
2.Be prepared to go to jail.
3.If she ever says she's going to kill you,don't assume it's a metaphore.
4.Don't expect a lot from her.
5.What you think is gonna happen next.you're wrong.
6.If her feet hurt,exchange shoes with her.
7.On your 100th day together,bring her a red rose and leave it on her doorstep.
8.Learn to say "i love you" like she is everything to you.
9.She likes to write.Encourige her.
10.She wants to die.Let her.